The Loony Bin
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Wed, 13 Nov 1996 19:29:51 +0000
Hiya All...
Here's a post which identifies some of the people involved in government
procurement...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
PRINCIPAL PLAYERS IN GOVERNMENT PROCUREMENT
An ENGINEER is a person who knows a great deal about very little and who
goes along learning more and more about less and less until finally
he/she knows practically everything about nothing.
Now, and AUDITOR is born certain of everything. Figures don't lie and
hindsight is truth. So he/she never learns anything about anything.
A LAWYER on the other hand is a person who knows very little about many
things and keeps learning less and less about more and more until he/she
knows practically nothing about everything.
A BUYER starts out knowing everything about everything but ends up
knowing nothing about anything due to his association with engineers,
auditors, and lawyers.
A CONTRACTING OFFICER is a buyer in the final stages of deterioration
who is so thoroughly confused about not knowing anything about anything
that his/her sole remaining accomplishment is his/her ability to sign
his/her name.