Halloween...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 5 Nov 1996 13:37:58 +0000


Hiya Loonies...

More Halloween humour...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------



The Top 10 Reasons Trick-or-Treating is Better than Sex:
     
10.  Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9.   If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
     
8.   The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
     
7.   You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
     
6.   Its OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else,
      because you ARE someone else.
     
5.   40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
     
4.   If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
     
3.   Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
     
2.   Less guilt the next morning.
     
AND....
     
1.   You can "do" the whole neighborhood!!!
     


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