Frog...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 30 Oct 1996 15:20:38 +0000


Hiya Folks...

Another one from Alan...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
     
A lady walks into a pet shop. She explains to the owner that she lives 
alone and would like to get a dog for companionship and asks what breed
he would recommend. 

The owner says, "I think you might be more interested in getting a frog
as a pet."
     
"A frog!" the lady exclaims, "what would I do with a frog?"
     
"This frog is special," the owner replies. "He has been trained to
perform oral sex on women."
     
Her curiousity is peaked and she hesitantly agrees to the rather steep 
price of $200 for the frog.
     
She goes home, takes a long bubble bath, puts on a very sexy negligee,
lays down on the bed and puts the frog in front of her. 

"Okay frog, do your stuff," she commands. 

The frog stares at her. 

She reaches down and taps the frog on the head, "C'mon froggie, let's
go."
     
After ten minutes with no success, she calls up the pet store and starts 
loudly abusing the owner. The owner calms her down and tells her he will
be right over to check on the frog and to see what's wrong.
     
When he arrives, he asks the lady to explain to him exactly what she has 
done up to the point of where the frog would not perform. She explains 
about the bubble bath, the sexy negligee, then she lays down on the bed
and puts the frog in front of her again.
     
The owner looks at the frog, looks at the lady, picks up the frog and
says to the frog, "Look, I'm only going to show you how to do this one
more time!"