Monsters...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Mon, 28 Oct 1996 15:56:12 +0000


Hiya All...

More Halloween humour for you...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

             Ghoulish Goings On.
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Q. What's a monsters favorite bean?
A. A human bean.
     
Q. How do you keep a monster from biting his nails? 
A. Give him screws.
     
Q. What are a monster's favorite flowers? 
A. Mari-ghouls and bleeding hearts.
     
Q. What does a monster call the dungeon? 
A. The family room.
     
Q. How do you decorate for a monster party? 
A. You use creep paper and balloons.
     
Q. What does a polite monster do at a haunted house party? 
A. He thanks his ghostess.
     
Q. What monster comes down the chimney at Christmas? 
A. Santa Claws.
     
Q. How do you know when the invisible man is lying? 
A. You can see right through him.
     
Q. How can you tell if the invisible man is at your picnic? 
A. You can smell the potato salad on his breath.
     
Q. Who is the invisible man's son?
A. A little nothing.
     
Q. What's the abominable snowman's favorite food? 
A. Chilly.
     
Q. What can't you give the headless horseman? 
A. A headache.
     
Q. Why did the headless horseman go into business? 
A. He wanted to get ahead in life.
     
Q. What do you give King Kong when he's in a restaurant? 
A. Anything he wants.
     
Q. Why did the wolfman have a stomachache? 
A. He wolfed down his food.
     
Q. Why isn't a ghost a good gardener? 
A. He has a white thumb.
     
Q. Does a ghost have a steady job?
A. No, he has to eek out a living.
     
Q. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? 
A. A boo-tie.
     
Q. What kind of trousers does a ghost wear? 
A. Designer boo-jeans.
     
Q. What's a ghosts favourite desert?
A. Boo-berry pie.
     
Q. Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
A. So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
     
Q. When does a ghost have breakfast? 
A. In the moaning.
     
Q. What do ghosts eat for breakfast? 
A. Ham and eeks.
     
Q. What do ghosts drink at breakfast? 
A. Coffee with scream and sugar.
     
Q. What's a ghosts favorite painting? 
A. The Moan-a Lisa.
     
Q. Where does a ghost go on vacation? 
A. Mali-boo.
     
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? 
A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.