Little Johnny again...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Mon, 28 Oct 1996 15:56:01 +0000


Hiya People...

Another Little Johnny story...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the
teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven
first.

One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to
heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in
God."

The teacher praises the little girl as a little boy raises his hand. He
says, "I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about
love."

"Very good," said the teacher.  The teacher looked up and saw Little
Johnny's hand up. "Oh no," she thought, "I'm not gonna like this."

"Johnny, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?"

Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet."  

The teacher  asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first. 

He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night and
my mom had her feet up in the air and she said, 'Oh God, I'm coming!'"