The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Wed, 23 Oct 1996 12:02:57 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Here's something Tasha forwarded to me *ages* ago...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
What women say... ...What they mean...
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Can't we just be friends? There is no way in hell I am going
to let any part of your body touch
any part of mine, again.
I just need some space ...without you in it
Can you help me with my homework? If I keep whining, the fool will do
it for me.
Do I look fat in this dress? We haven't had a fight in a while
No, pizza's fine Cheap bastard
I just do not want a boyfriend now I just do not want (you as a) boy-
friend now
I don't know; what do you want to I can't believe that you have
do? nothing planned
Come here My puppy does this too
I like you but... I don't like you
You never listen You never listen
We're moving too quickly I am not going to sleep with you
until I find out if this guy in Bio
has a girlfriend
I'll be ready in a minute I AM ready, but I am going to make
you wait because I know you will.
Oh, no, I will pay for myself I am just being nice; there is no
way I am going dutch
Oh Yes! Right there Well, near there; I just want to get
this over with
I'm just going out with the girls We are gonna get sloppy and make
fun of you and your friends
There's no one else I am doing your brother
Size doesn't count... unless I want an orgasm
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What guys say... ...What they mean...
It is just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and she'll have her
legs around my head.
She's kind of cute I want to bang her till I am blue
I don't know if I like her She won't blow me
I need you My hand is tired
I had her I had (wet dreams about) her all
week
I really want to get to know you ...so I can tell my friends about
better it
How do I compare with all your Is my penis really that small?
other boyfriends?
You're the only girl I've ever You are the only girl who has not
cared about rejected me
I want you back ...for tonight anyway
We've been through so much together If it was not for you, I never
would have lost my virginity
I miss you so much I am so horny that my roommate is
starting to look good
No, I do not want to dance right Shoot! She'll know that I have a
now hard-on
The break-up should not start I want to have sex a few more times
for another 24 hours
I am different from all the other I am not circumsized
guys