The Loony Bin
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Sat, 19 Oct 1996 21:55:26 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Here's one that's come from the States, but I think most of you will
find it familiar...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
College Seniors vs. Freshmen
Freshmen: Are never in bed past noon.
Seniors : Are never out of bed before noon.
Freshmen: Read the syllabus to find out what classes they can cut.
Seniors : Read the syllabus to find out what classes they need to
attend.
Freshmen: Brings a can of soda into a lecture hall.
Seniors : Brings a jumbo hoagie and six-pack of Mtn. Dew into a
recitation class.
Freshmen: Calls the professor "Professor."
Seniors : Calls the professor "Bob."
Freshmen: Would walk ten miles to get to class.
Seniors : Drives to class if it's further than three blocks away.
Freshmen: Memorizes the course material to get a good grade.
Seniors : Memorizes the professor's habits to get a good grade.
Freshmen: Knows a book-full of useless trivia about the university.
Seniors : Knows where the next class is. Maybe...
Freshmen: Shows up at a morning exam clean, perky, and fed.
Seniors : Shows up at a morning exam in sweats with a cap on and a
box of pop tarts in hand.
Freshmen: Have to ask where the computer labs are.
Seniors : Has 'own' personal workstation.
Freshmen: Use the campus buses to go everywhere.
Seniors : Use the campus buses to run block while crossing the
street.
Freshmen: Worry about the last freshman composition essay.
Seniors : Worry about the last GRE essay.
Freshman: Lines up for an hour to buy his textbooks in the first
week.
Senior : Starts to think about buying textbooks in October... maybe.