Confucius again...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sat, 19 Oct 1996 21:55:09 +0100


Hiya People...

Here's some more Confucius...again some may have been through here
before, but others are new...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


                    Confucius says:

Man doing push-up in long grass not necessarily exercise freak

Man who go to sleep with itchy bottom wake up with smelly finger

Man who go to bed with sex problem on mind, awaken with solution at hand

Man who play with sharp object may not be man for long

Foolish man give wife grand piano.  Wise man give wife upright organ

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk

Crowded elevator smell different to midget

Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy

Girl who marry detective must kiss dick

He who fish in other man's well often catches crabs

He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind

He who sniff Coke, drown

Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy

Man kicked in testicles left holding bag

Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue

Man who put rooster in freezer get frozen cock

Man with forked tongue not need chopsticks

Man who read woman like a book prefer Braille

Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs

Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly

To prevent hangover stay drunk

When baby cry give bust in face

When lady say maybe, she mean yes
When lady say no, she mean maybe
When lady say yes, she no lady

Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock

Women fake orgasm, men fake foreplay