The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Sat, 19 Oct 1996 21:55:09 +0100
Hiya People... Here's some more Confucius...again some may have been through here before, but others are new... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************* *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*****<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Confucius says: Man doing push-up in long grass not necessarily exercise freak Man who go to sleep with itchy bottom wake up with smelly finger Man who go to bed with sex problem on mind, awaken with solution at hand Man who play with sharp object may not be man for long Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk Crowded elevator smell different to midget Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy Girl who marry detective must kiss dick He who fish in other man's well often catches crabs He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind He who sniff Coke, drown Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy Man kicked in testicles left holding bag Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue Man who put rooster in freezer get frozen cock Man with forked tongue not need chopsticks Man who read woman like a book prefer Braille Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly To prevent hangover stay drunk When baby cry give bust in face When lady say maybe, she mean yes When lady say no, she mean maybe When lady say yes, she no lady Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock Women fake orgasm, men fake foreplay