The Loony Bin
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Thu, 17 Oct 1996 20:06:16 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Here's a tale about civil servants...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Three boys are in the school yard bragging of how great their fathers
are.
The first one says "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can shoot an
arrow and starts to run. I tell you, he gets there before the arrow."
The second boy says "Ha! You think that's fast. My father is a hunter.
He can shoot his gun and gets there before the bullet."
The third one listens to the first two and shakes his head. He then
says, "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He
stops work at 5pm and he is home by 4:15pm"