Darts...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 17 Oct 1996 20:06:02 +0100


Hiya People...

This one came from Len and the Alchemists...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


Doris & Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise
some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their 2 up 2 down
terraced house.

After a few days a young attractive woman applies for the room and
explains that she is a model working in a nearby city center studio for
a few weeks and that she would like the room for Mondays to Thursdays
but would pay for the whole week.

Doris shows her the house and they agree to start straight away.

"There's just one problem" explains the model "because of my job I have
to have a bath every night, and I notice you don't have a bath?"

"That's not a problem" replies Doris "we have a tin bath out in the yard
and we bring it in to the living room, in front of the fire, and fill it
with hot water."

"What about your husband?" asks the model.

"Oh he plays darts most weekdays - so he will be out in the evenings."
replies Doris.

"Good," says the model, "that being settled, I'll go to the studio and
see you tonight."

That evening Fred dutifully goes to his darts match whilst Doris
prepares the bath for the model. After stripping off, the model steps
into the bath and Doris is amazed to see that she has no pubic hair.

The model notices Doris's staring eyes, smiles and explains that it is
part of her job to shave her p*ssy especially when modelling swimwear or
underclothes.

Later when Fred returns, Doris relates this oddity and he does not
believe her. 

"It's true I tell you" says Doris "look, if you don't believe me,
tomorrow night I'll leave the curtains slightly open and you can peek in
and see for yourself."

The next night Fred leaves as usual and Doris prepares the bath for the
model. 

As the model steps naked into the bath - Doris, standing behind her,
looks towards the curtains, and points towards the model's naked p*ssy.
Then she lifts up her skirt and wearing no panties, points to her own
hairy mass.

Later Fred returns and they retire to bed.

"Well do you believe me now?" she asks Fred.

"Yes" he replies "I've never seen anything like it in my life. But why
did you lift up your skirt and show your hairy tw*t?"

"Just to show you the difference" answers Doris "but anyway you've seen
my p*ssy millions of times..."

"Yes" says Fred "I have...but the rest of the f***ing darts team
haven't."