The Loony Bin
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Wed, 16 Oct 1996 14:09:53 +0100
Hiya People... Ever thought that golf was a strange game...???...here's proof... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************* *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*****<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- - In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf. - The man who takes up golf to get his mind off his work soon takes up work to get his mind off golf. - Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players! - Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles. - The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often. - There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons, practice constantly....or start cheating. - An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice....once before swinging, and once again after swinging. - Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot count, criticize or laugh. - Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind. - Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments. - There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.