The Loony Bin
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Tue, 8 Oct 1996 21:25:40 +0100
Hiya People... Here are some obvious reasons for natural events... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************* *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*****<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Next time you can't explain something, remember that there is always a simple and obvious reason. Take for instance: 1) Short days in winter and long days in summer are because 'cold contracts and heat expands'. 2) Pigeons are spontaneously generated as no one ever sees a baby pigeon in a park. 3) The movement of trees creates the wind. As anyone can plainly see, when leaves and branches are still, no wind is produced. 4) The earth is flat at the poles due to the constant pressure of the wing nuts. This can be clearly seen on any desk-top model of the globe. 5) Gravity is decreasing. A few years ago the Wright brothers battled against gravity to get their plane a few feet off the ground. Gravity has decreased to such an extent that we can now fly to the moon.