The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
)
Sat, 17 Aug 1996 16:20:54 +0100
Hiya All... Texas...where everything is larger than life... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- An easterner was visiting Texas and could not believe the huge scale on which everything was built: the size of the parking lots, the size of the airfields, the size of the hamburgers, the size of the drinks -- everything. After doing his best to consume the enormous portions served to him in the hotel restaurant, he asked how to get to the men's room. He was given the directions and made off briskly. Somehow he took the wrong turning, opened the door that led to the swimming pool, and fell in. The lifeguards rushed to the edge of the pool, ready to jump in if necessary, whereupon the easterner screamed, "DON'T FLUSH !!!!"