The Loony Bin
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Sat, 10 Aug 1996 08:24:13 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Here's an interesting response to a churchman's enquiry...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A man came out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the
door as always, to shake hands. He grabbed the man by the hand and
pulled him aside.
The pastor said, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
The man said, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
The pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and
Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."