Health and Happiness...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Fri, 2 Aug 1996 08:14:16 +0100


Hiya People...

Here's another short tale about making wishes...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


An old man walking along the beach spies an old bottle. 

Upon opening it, out pops a genie. 

The genie, being grateful for being released to freedom, offers to grant
the old man two wishes.

The old man says: "I'd like something that will bring me health and then
I'd like a date with a famous movie star."

After he gets home, he finds ten cases of canned chicken soup on his
doorstep.

Later the doorbell rings...

It's Lassie.