The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
)
Fri, 2 Aug 1996 08:14:16 +0100
Hiya People... Here's another short tale about making wishes... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- An old man walking along the beach spies an old bottle. Upon opening it, out pops a genie. The genie, being grateful for being released to freedom, offers to grant the old man two wishes. The old man says: "I'd like something that will bring me health and then I'd like a date with a famous movie star." After he gets home, he finds ten cases of canned chicken soup on his doorstep. Later the doorbell rings... It's Lassie.