The Loony Bin
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Sun, 28 Jul 1996 19:12:08 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Here's the latest from our friend Shelley...enjoy...
Wishes - Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The top ten reasons Eternal Damnation is better
than Windows Software Development ...
Eternal Damnation Windows Development
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- 10 -
It never ends. You think you're almost done,
but you never really finish.
- 9 -
You burn forever, but are not Each update introduces new
consumed. and improved tortures, which
slowly consume you.
- 8 -
Your fate is in the hands of Your fate is in the hands of
Satan, Prince of Darkness. Gates, Prince of Incompatibility.
- 7 -
Satan gives you something you Gates makes you buy Windows 95.
want in return for being damned.
- 6 -
It is avoidable; an attractive, Resistance is futile. All the
widely-marketed alternative is alternatives are damned or
available. doomed.
- 5 -
It is free. You pay, and pay, and pay just
to stay in the game.
- 4 -
Satan was once an angel. Gates started by writing a BASIC
interpreter.
- 3 -
Hell has no Windows. Microsoft does.
- 2 -
You only pass the Gates of Hell The Gates of Microsoft keeps
one time. popping up everywhere you look.
AND NUMBER ONE:
Satan genuinely believes in the Gates just does it for the money.
triumph of Evil.