The Loony Bin
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Tue, 16 Jul 1996 08:05:03 +0100
Hiya People...
Another breakdown in communication...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Way down south, there's a Baptist minister of a large congregation.
One morning after a particularly moving sermon, he says, "Friends, I
have been hearing nasty rumors!"
The crowd falls into an expectant silence.
"One of you, my faithful followers, has been saying that I am a member
of the Klu Klux Klan. This is not true! I am now asking that the guilty
party confess and apologize here before my flock."
Just then Sister Margaret stands up, "Preacher, I don't know how this
came to be. All I said was that you're a wizard under the sheets."