The Loony Bin
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Mon, 8 Jul 1996 04:04:02 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Here are some more test answers from the scientists of the future...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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-- More Kids Science Facts --
-- actual explanations given on tests --
When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.
For head colds, use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your
throat.
To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
There are three kinds of blood vessals: arteries, vanes, and
caterpillars.
Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative
or negative.
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
Rhubarb: a kind of celery gone bloodshot.
Vacuum: a large, empty space where the pope lives.
Respiration is composed of inspiration and the expectoration.
To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
For a nosebleed, put the nose lower than the body until the heart stops.
Blood flows down one leg and up the other.