Answering Machine Messages...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sun, 2 Jun 1996 09:59:47 +0100


Hiya Folks...

Here are some answering machine messages for you

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES 

~This is a telepathic answering machine, think about what you want to
say to me and I'll think about getting back to you. 

~Hi, this is the refrigerator, the answering machine's on vacation, if
you talk slowly and clearly I'll write down your message and stick it to
myself with one of these little magnets. 

~Hello... (wait a few) ...huh I couldn't hear you, would you say that
again?...   ...(wait a few more)  ..still can't hear you say it again
just one more time.... (keep repeating as long as you like but end
with).. ...Oh OK, could you say that *again* for me after the beep, this
is an answering machine! 

~Your mission should you choose to accept it is to leave me a message
after the beep, your message will self-destruct after it is played. 

~Hello, this is Joe's answering machine, if that's what you wanted to
hear you have the wrong number... this is [your name here]'s machine,
leave a message. 

~How do you work this darned BEEP!