Little Johnny and little Jeffrey...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sun, 2 Jun 1996 09:59:36 +0100


Hiya Guys & Gals...

More little 'uns for you...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Teacher wants them to come back with 3 syllable words.  Johnny is
raising his hand, waving it, jumping up and down, but as usual, she
doesn't want to call on him as his answers tend to be to weird.  

First little girl answers, "Wonderful, Teacher you are wonderful", and
she says "That is very good".

Next child says, "Beautiful, Teacher you are beautiful", and again is
told that is very good.  

This continues and she figures everything is going very well, so why not
give Johnny a chance.

He says, "Urinate", and she about chokes wondering what sentence he will
use.  "Urinate, You'd be a 9 if you had bigger boobs".

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There's this school down in South Texas where there are very few white
kids, mostly all hispanic..(Mexican).  The teacher is asking for the
kids to identify famous quotes.  She says, "Who said 'ask not what your
country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country'?", and
little Jeffrey raises his hand, but she calls on Maria, who answers,
"John F Kennedy"., and then she asks who said, "I have a dream.....",
and little Jeffrey raises his hands, both of them, and waves them
around, but she calls on Juan, who says, "Martin Luther King".  

Well, this continues with quotes from F.D.R., and Winston Churchill,
right on down the list, towards the end, little Jeffrey, sitting in the
back of the room is standing on his desk, jumping up and down, but she
still doesn't call on him.

Finally the bell rings, and in the confusion and noise of the kids
rushing out, a voice from the back of the room yells, "To hell with all
those fuckin' Mexicans", and she hollers out, "WHO SAID THAT", and
little Jeffrey says, "Davy Crockett, at the Alamo"