The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Sun, 2 Jun 1996 09:59:36 +0100
Hiya Guys & Gals... More little 'uns for you... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Teacher wants them to come back with 3 syllable words. Johnny is raising his hand, waving it, jumping up and down, but as usual, she doesn't want to call on him as his answers tend to be to weird. First little girl answers, "Wonderful, Teacher you are wonderful", and she says "That is very good". Next child says, "Beautiful, Teacher you are beautiful", and again is told that is very good. This continues and she figures everything is going very well, so why not give Johnny a chance. He says, "Urinate", and she about chokes wondering what sentence he will use. "Urinate, You'd be a 9 if you had bigger boobs". --------------------------------- There's this school down in South Texas where there are very few white kids, mostly all hispanic..(Mexican). The teacher is asking for the kids to identify famous quotes. She says, "Who said 'ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country'?", and little Jeffrey raises his hand, but she calls on Maria, who answers, "John F Kennedy"., and then she asks who said, "I have a dream.....", and little Jeffrey raises his hands, both of them, and waves them around, but she calls on Juan, who says, "Martin Luther King". Well, this continues with quotes from F.D.R., and Winston Churchill, right on down the list, towards the end, little Jeffrey, sitting in the back of the room is standing on his desk, jumping up and down, but she still doesn't call on him. Finally the bell rings, and in the confusion and noise of the kids rushing out, a voice from the back of the room yells, "To hell with all those fuckin' Mexicans", and she hollers out, "WHO SAID THAT", and little Jeffrey says, "Davy Crockett, at the Alamo"