When God Created Man...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 29 May 1996 08:35:32 +0100


Hiya Folks...

A bit more fun for you...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

When God Created Man...
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It seems that when God was making the world, He called man over
and bestowed upon him 20 years of normal sex life.  Man was 
horrified!

Only 20 years of normal sex life?  But the Lord was very adamant - 
that was all man could have.

Then the Lord called the monkey and gave him 20 years.  "But I
don't need 20 years", he protested, "ten is plenty for me."  Man 
spoke up eagerly "Can I have the other ten?" the monkey graciously 
agreed. 

Then the Lord called the lion and gave him 20 years; and the 
lion, like the monkey, wanted only ten.  Again man spoke up "Can I 
have the other ten?" the lion said of course he could.

Then came the donkey and he was given 20 years - but, like the
others, ten was sufficient.  And again man pleaded; "Can I have the
other ten?"

Which explains why man has 20 years of normal sex life - ten 
years of monkeying around - ten years of lion about it - and ten 
years of making an ass of himself.