The Loony Bin
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Sun, 5 May 1996 12:06:33 +0100
Hiya Folks...
A little something from Rob for those of you facing exams...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Examiners reports.
Princetown Uni. Fall semester, science faculty. Seventeenth grade 1948.
Candidate: Dick Feynman.
The candidate spent the whole time drawing silly squiggly
diagrams and playing bongos. Fail.
Trinity Coll. Cambridge, the Year of our Lord 1666.
Candidate: Isaac Newton
As it is to please your grace, yr. Candidate has shown little
ability for ye Physike, in that he insisteth on using diverse
and sundrie methods viz: Fluxions and argues withal against the
calculus of Leibnitz. He also insisted on eatynge an Apple
throughout the examme. Sobeit, he failles.
Zurich Gemeinshaft Hochschule, Class 68 1904.
Rekord : Einstein, A.
Sehr gemutsiche herren: Please let it be known that the
candidate spent the entire exam flashing a watch in peoples
faces. He also claimed that his twin brother had gone off in a
rocket and would arrive back soon having already completed the
exam. Worst of all he answered all the questions in German.
Fail.