The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Thu, 18 Apr 1996 23:23:21 +0100
Hiya People... Well...Alan's been a busy boy again...thanks Alan... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx -- ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ***************************************************** **********************ANDROMEDA********************** ------- Forwarded message follows ------- > >"Actual Newspaper Headlines" > >> ============================ > >> > >> Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says > >> Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers > >> Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted > >> Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One > >> Farmer Bill Dies in House > >> Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? > >> Stud Tires Out > >> Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over > >> British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands > >> Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms > >> Eye Drops off Shelf > >> Teacher Strikes Idle Kids > >> Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead > >> Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim > >> Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66 > >> Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax > >> Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told > >> Miners Refuse to Work after Death > >> Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant > >> Stolen Painting Found by Tree > >> Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies > >> Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years > >> Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 > >> `84 War Dims Hope for Peace > >> If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While > >> Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures > >> Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide > >> Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge > >> Deer Kill 17,000 > >> Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead > >> Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge > >> New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group > >> Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft > >> Kids Make Nutritious Snacks > >> Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy > >> Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire > >> British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply > >> Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood > >> Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees > >> Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half > >> New Vaccine May Contain Rabies > >> Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing > >> Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing > >> Air Head Fired > >> Steals Clock, Faces Time > >> Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff > >> Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni > >> Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board > >> Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors > >> Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction > >> Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training > >> Include your Children when Baking Cookies