The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Wed, 17 Apr 1996 18:34:13 +0100
Hiya folks...
For reasons I may never understand, this one has come from Chuck via
Marvin the Martian...thanks anyway guys...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said,
"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up
the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the
frog out of his pocket, smiled and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll
stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out
, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful
princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why
won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend,
but a talking frog is cool!"