The Loony Bin
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Sat, 6 Apr 1996 18:22:37 +0100
Hiya People...
Here's the latest from Joke of the Day...
Wishes & Dreams..
- ANDREA
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It's already Easter weekend in April, and it is still less than 30
degrees here in Minneapolis! We're having one heck of a winter!
AN ANNOTATED THERMOMETER
60 -Californians put on sweaters(if they can find one in their wardrobe)
50 -Miami residents turn on the heat
40 -You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably
Minnesotans go swimming.
35 -Italian cars don't start
32 -Water freezes
30 -You plan your vacation to Australia, Minnesotans put on
T-shirts, Politicians begin to worry about the homeless,
British cars don't start
25 -Boston water freezes, Californians weep pitiably,
Minnesotans eat ice cream, Canadians go swimming
20 -You can hear your breath, Politicians begin to talk about
the homeless, New York City water freezes, Miami
residents plan vacation further south
15 -French cars don't start, You plan a vacation in Mexico, Cat
insists on sleeping in your bed with you
10 -Too cold to ski, You need jumper cables to get your car going
5 -You plan your vacation in Houston, American cars don't start
0 -Alaskans put on T-shirts, too cold to skate
-10 -German cars don't start, Eyes freeze shut when you blink
-15 -You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo,
Arkansas residents stick tongues to metal objects, Miami
residents cease to exist
-20 -Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you, Politicians
actually do something about the homeless, Minnesotans shovel
snow off roof, Japanese cars don't start
-25 -Too cold to think, You need jumper cables to get driver going
-30 -You plan a two week hot bath, The Mighty Monongajela
freezes. Swedish cars don't start
-40 -Californians disappear, Minnesotans button top button, Canadians
put on sweaters, your car helps you plan your trip south
-50 -Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the bathroom window
-60 -Hell freezes over, Polar bears move south!!
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