ajc6@ukc.ac.uk
Mon, 09 Oct 95 16:11:44 bst
> A doctor, an engineer, and a computer programmer were arguing about what was > the oldest profession in the world. > > The doctor said, "In the Bible, it says God created Eve from a rib taken out > of Adam, which clearly requires surgery, so mine is the oldest profession." > > The engineer said, "Yes, but even earlier than that, it says that God created > the order of the heavens and the earth out of chaos, which is definately an > engineering job, so mine is the oldest profession." > > Finally the computer programmer said, "Yes, but who do you think created the > chaos?" >