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Hiya People... Today we hear an example of newlywed troubles amongst the nobility... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- A NICE SURPRISE --------------- Montague came home to his noble estate, only to find his new bride sobbing at the bar. "Penelope, what's wrong?" he asked, wiping the tears from her eyes gently. "Oh, Montague darling, I wanted to surprise you with a nice martini when you came in the door," she gulped. "I started out by rinsing the ice cubes in hot water, and now I can't find them..." Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'