Attraction...

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Fri, 27 Feb 04 12:59:59 -0000


Hiya Loonies...

Today we meet an artist who is struggling with his attraction to his
model...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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Attraction
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The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt
for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette,
took her in his arms and kissed her.
 
She pushed him away. "Maybe your other models let you kiss them," she
said.
 
"I've never tried to kiss a model before," he swore.
 
"Really?" she said, softening, "How many models have there been?"
 
"Four," he replied, "A jug, two apples, and a vase."
 

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