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Thu, 12 Feb 04 22:03:52 -0000
Hiya People...
The star of today's tale is a smart woodsman who knows how to find his
way back to his campsite even when he is lost...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Camping
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Last summer, I took my wife camping for the first time. At every
opportunity, I passed along outdoor-survival lore.
One day we got lost hiking in the deep woods. I tried the usual tactics
to determine direction - moss on the trees (there was no moss),
direction of the sun (it was an overcast day).
Just as I was beginning to panic, I spotted a small cabin off in the
distance. I pulled out my binoculars, studied the cabin, turned and led
us right back to our campsite.
"That was terrific," she said. "How did you do it?"
"Simple," I replied. "In this part of the country all TV satellite
dishes point south."
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