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Sun, 11 Jan 04 18:35:10 -0000

Hiya All...

Today's tale stars a father who has just been given a nasty shock by his
teenage son...

Wishes & Dreams...


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The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto
the porch. Someone called 911. 

When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and
asked if he knew what caused him to faint.
"It was enough to make anybody faint," he said. "My son asked me for the
keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out
with the lawn mower."

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