Dinner Disaster...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Mon, 05 Jan 04 08:17:08 -0000

Hiya All...

Today's tale features a couple hosting a rather disastrous dinner

Wishes & Dreams...


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Dinner Disaster
A couple trying to break into society hosted a dinner party. 

As the guests were enjoying their dinner salad, the maid called the
hostess from the table. The maid informed her that the cat had climbed
on the kitchen table and eaten a large portion of the salmon's mid-

The hostess decided to fill the eaten portion with some canned salmon
and other camouflage. 

As the guests were enjoying the fish, the maid called the hostess into
the kitchen and announced while wringing her hands, "Madam, the cat is

The hostess and her husband informed the guests and suggested it might
be best if everyone went to the hospital and had their stomachs pumped.

Returning home, the couple asked the maid where she had put the cat. "It
is still out on the road where the car ran over it."

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