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Hiya Folks... Today we get to enjoy a collection of signs found outside churches - the modern approach to saving souls... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- SIGNS OUTSIDE CHURCHES ---------------------- * You are not too bad to come in. You are not too good to stay out. * Come in and let us prepare you for your finals. * A miser is a rich pauper. * Ask about our pray-as-you-go plan. * We hold sit-in demonstrations every Sunday. * No matter how much you nurse a grudge it won't get better. * Start living to beat hell. * If some people lived up to their ideals they would be stooping. * Everything you always wanted to know about heaven and hell but were afraid to ask. * Pray up in advance. * [At an Arizona church in August] You think it's hot HERE? * I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me. * K-mart is not the only saving place. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'