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Hiya Loonies... Today we hear the tale of three prison escapees, one of whom is none too bright... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- ESCAPED ------- Three men escape from prison. The first tells the others that the security will soon be looking for them. So, he suggests that each one of them climb a tree and, when the guards come, make animal sounds so hopefully they will move on. All agree, and they all climb into different trees and try to hide. A while later, security guards arrive and began searching. They thought they saw something in the first man's tree, so they shine their flashlight into the branches and say, "Anyone UP there?" "Tweet, Tweet," comes from the tree, so one of the guards says, "Oh, it's only a bird, move on." The guards then look into another tree and say, "Anyone UP there?" and the second man replies, "Whhoo, whhoo". "Ah! It's only an owl!, lets go!" The guards proceed to look at the next tree, and ask, "I wonder if one of the prisoners are up there?" Shining the flashlight, they listened intently... "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'