Escaped...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Sun, 14 Dec 03 08:34:05 -0000


Hiya Loonies...

Today we hear the tale of three prison escapees, one of whom is none too
bright...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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Three men escape from prison. The first tells the others that the
security will soon be looking for them.
 
So, he suggests that each one of them climb a tree and, when the guards
come, make animal sounds so hopefully they will move on.
 
All agree, and they all climb into different trees and try to hide.
 
A while later, security guards arrive and began searching. They thought
they saw something in the first man's tree, so they shine their
flashlight into the branches and say, "Anyone UP there?" 

"Tweet, Tweet," comes from the tree, so one of the guards says, "Oh,
it's only a bird, move on."

The guards then look into another tree and say, "Anyone UP there?" and
the second man replies, "Whhoo, whhoo". 

"Ah! It's only an owl!, lets go!" 

The guards proceed to look at the next tree, and ask, "I wonder if one
of the prisoners are up there?"
 
Shining the flashlight, they listened intently...

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
 

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