Dove from Above...

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Tue, 02 Dec 03 11:11:09 -0000


Hiya All...

In today's tale a travelling evangelist demonstrates just why you should
never work with children or animals...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
Dove From Above
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A travelling evangelist always put on a grand finale at his revival
meetings, When he was to preach at a church, he would secretly hire a
small boy to sit in the ceiling rafters with a dove in a cage.
  
Toward the end of his sermon, the preacher would shout for the Holy
Spirit to come down, and the boy in the rafters would dutifully release
the dove.
  
At one revival meeting, however, nothing happened when the preacher
called for the Holy Spirit to descend.  He again raised his arms and
exclaimed: "Come down, Holy Spirit!" Still no sign of the dove.
  
The preacher then heard the anxious voice of a small boy call down from
the rafters:
  
"Sir, a yellow cat just ate the Holy Spirit. Shall I throw down the
yellow cat?"
 
 
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