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Sun, 16 Nov 03 06:16:52 -0000
Hiya All...
Once again we encounter some people trying to make the most of wishes
granted by a genie...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
WISH WISELY
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A secretary, a paralegal, and a partner in a big law firm are walking
through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.
The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of
you just one."
"Me first! Me first!" says the secretary. "I want to be in the Bahamas,
driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
Poof! She's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the paralegal. "I want to be in Hawaii,
relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, a really good book and
the love of my life."
Poof! He's gone.
"You're next," the Genie says to the partner.
The partner says, "I want those two back in the office right after
lunch."
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