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Hiya All... Once again we indulge in a collection of silly signs that don't quite hit their mark... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Signs From Around the World --------------------------- An Amelia Island, FL, podiatrist: "Emergency Foot Surgery - Walk-ins Welcomed." Sign over a restroom in a restaurant: "Used beer department." Comparative customs: In front of flat in London: "It is unlawful to allow your pets to foul the footways by depositing excrement thereon." In New York: "Curb your dog." A speed limit sign on Long Beach Island, New Jersey: "Smile, You're on Radar!" On a store front in Florida: "Your one stop shop! Beer, ammo and liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!" Seen on a sign on a hamster cage at a pet store in an Austin, Texas, Mall: "Hamsters: $6.97; Children Who Fall In: $2.88." Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'