Silly Signs...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Sat, 01 Nov 03 04:18:53 -0000


Hiya All...

Once again we indulge in a collection of silly signs that don't quite
hit their mark...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
Signs From Around the World
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An Amelia Island, FL, podiatrist: "Emergency Foot Surgery - Walk-ins
Welcomed."
 
Sign over a restroom in a restaurant: "Used beer department."
 
Comparative customs:

In front of flat in London: "It is unlawful to allow your pets to foul
the footways by depositing excrement thereon."
 
In New York: "Curb your dog."
 
A speed limit sign on Long Beach Island, New Jersey: "Smile, You're on
Radar!"
 
On a store front in Florida: "Your one stop shop! Beer, ammo and liquor.
Drive through open 24 hours!"
 
Seen on a sign on a hamster cage at a pet store in an Austin, Texas,
Mall: "Hamsters: $6.97; Children Who Fall In: $2.88."
 

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