Cow Sales...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Fri, 31 Oct 03 05:45:58 -0000


Hiya Folks...

This time we find out about the farmer who sold a cow to car salesman...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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Cow Sales
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The West Texas farmer had been taken so many times by the local car
dealer that when the dealer wanted to buy a cow, the farmer priced it to
him like this:

Basic cow                       $200
Two-tone exterior               $ 45
Extra stomach                   $ 75
Product storage compartment     $ 60
Dispensing device,
Four spigots @ $10 ea.          $ 40
Genuine cowhide upholstery      $125
Dual horns                      $ 15
Automatic fly swatter           $ 35
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                        Total = $595


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