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Tue, 28 Oct 03 04:22:23 -0000
Hiya All...
Today we enjoy a variety of amusing quotes from the rich and famous...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Some Quotes
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You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look
that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
-- Sean Connery --
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are
just grateful.
-- Robert De Niro --
I am not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it. I don't know
when I lost it. I don't think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's
job and I don't want it.
-- Bill Cosby --
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines.
They don't know if we can fight or if we can kill. I think we can. All
the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the
enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms."
-- Elayne Boosler --
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling. So what's the problem?
-- Dustin Hoffman --
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
-- Elizabeth Taylor --
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think
there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think,
"I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
-- Jerry Seinfield
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
-- George Clooney --
The problem with the designated driver program is, it's not a desirable
job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the
end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
-- Jeff Bridges --
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