Scratch Golfer...

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Mon, 20 Oct 03 09:21:10 +0100


Hiya All...

Today we indulge in the tale of one enterprising scratch golfer...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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SCRATCH GOLFER
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Two women were paired together as partners in a club tournament and met
on the putting green for the first time. 
 
After introductions, the first golfer asked, "What's your handicap?" 
 
"Oh, I'm a scratch golfer," the other replied. 
 
"Really!" exclaimed the first woman, suitably impressed that she was
paired up with her. 
 
"Yes, I write down all my good scores and scratch out the bad ones!
 
 
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