The Loony Bin
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Sun, 05 Oct 03 02:22:14 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Time now for a little tale that offers one approach to timesaving and
stress management...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
STRESS MANAGEMENT
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I thought I had finally found a way to convince Susan, my continually
harried friend, that she needed to find ways to relax. I invited her to
dinner and, while I was busy cooking, she agreed to watch my videotape
on stress management and relaxation techniques.
Fifteen minutes later, she came into the kitchen and handed me the tape.
"It was good," she said, "but I don't need it."
"But it's a 70-minute video," I replied. "You couldn't have watched the
whole thing."
"Yes, I did," Susan assured me. "I put it on fast-forward."
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