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Wed, 10 Sep 03 03:02:46 +0100
Hiya People...
Now it's time for one of our regular trips to court, as a pickpocket
tries to pay his fine...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Pay the Fine...Do the Crime
A pickpocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes.
The judge said, "Mr Banks, you are hereby fined $100."
After speaking with his client for a moment, the lawyer stood up and
said, "Thanks, your honor, however my client only has $75 on him at this
time. But if you'd allow him a few minutes in the crowd..."
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