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Wed, 03 Sep 03 03:08:25 +0100
Hiya Folks...
In today's tale we meet someone with a significant preference for
inexpensive gifts...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A LITTLE GIFT
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After being away on business, Clarence McDougal thought it would be nice
to bring his wife a little gift.
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.
"That is a bit much," said Clarence.
So the clerk returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.
"That's still quite a bit," Clarence groused.
Growing annoyed, the cosmetics clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.
"What I mean," said Clarence, "is I would like to see something really
cheap."
So the clerk handed him a mirror.
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