Uncle Leroy...

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Mon, 25 Aug 03 02:25:31 +0100


Hiya People...

In today's tale, Uncle Leroy learns of the good things that books can do
for him...

Wishes & Dreams...

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UNCLE LEROY IS BOOK SMART

A salesman came to Uncle Leroy's door, selling books. Now Leroy's wife
is at work (Ole Leroy wasn't much for working - he did lots of hunting
and fishing and then quite a bit of the house chores).

Well Leroy answered the door wearing his apron and the salesman goes
into his sales pitch about how this one book he has would do half of
Leroy's work for him.

Leroy ponders this for a minute and then he says, "Are you sure this
book
will do half of my work for me?"

"YES SIR, absolutely!" answers the salesman.

Leroy said, "Well now, in that case I reckon I'll take me two of them
books!"


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