For Sale...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Sun, 10 Aug 03 03:19:06 +0100


Hiya All...

Now it's time to join an estate agent for a look around a house for
sale...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
FOR SALE
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A real-estate agent was driving around with a new trainee when she
spotted a charming little farmhouse with a hand-lettered "For Sale" sign
out front.
  
After briskly introducing herself and her associate to the startled
occupant, the agent cruised from room to room, opening closets and
cupboards, testing faucets and pointing out where a "new light fixture
here and a little paint there" would help. Pleased with her
assertiveness, the woman was hopeful that the owner would offer her the
listing.
  
"Ma'am," the man said, "I appreciate the home-improvement tips and all,
but I think you read my sign wrong. It says, "HORSE for sale."
  

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