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Thu, 26 Jun 03 03:45:23 +0100


Hiya Folks...

Once again, we have a collection of shorties to enjoy...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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A Few Short Ones!!
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Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the
men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way
his mother cooked.
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An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no
male pallbearers. In her hand-written instructions for her memorial
service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I
don't want them to take me out when I'm dead."
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A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you
had to arrest your own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
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A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus
with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied: "They couldn't get a
baby-sitter."
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A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked
his mother, "Who am I?" Ready to play the game she said, "I don't know!
Who are you?" "WOW!" cried the child. "Mrs. Johnson was right! She said
I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!"
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A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of
school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says
happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says
happens at home. 


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