Chickens...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Tue, 10 Jun 03 00:59:43 -2300


Hiya Folks...

Now it's time to meet a man in order to see how he deals with a chicken
problem...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


NEIGHBOR'S CHICKENS

A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens
fenced in.

The neighbor kept talking about chickens being great creatures, and as
such they had the right to go where they wanted.

The man was having no luck keeping the chickens out of his flower beds,
and he had tried everything.

Two weeks later, on a visit a friend noticed his flower beds were doing
great. The flowers were beginning to bloom.

So the friend asked him how he managed to keep the birds away. "How did
you make your neighbor keep his hens in his own yard?"

"One night I hid half a dozen eggs under a bush by my flower bed, and
the next day I let my neighbor see me gather them. I wasn't bothered
after that."


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