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Thu, 05 Jun 03 01:49:49 +0100
Hiya People...
In today's tale, we discover the truth about one speedy postman...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Mail Delivery
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A U.S. Postal Service mail carrier was making his rounds. He had a
special-delivery package that had to be delivered in person, so he went
up to the door. A woman answered, signed for the package, and took it.
The mail carrier spotted a snail on the ground near him. He stomped on
the snail, yelling, "Die, snail, die! and ground the snail with his
heel.
The woman asked, "Why did you just kill that snail?"
The mail carrier replied, "That sneaky snail has been following me
around all day!"
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