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Fri, 23 May 03 02:51:40 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
A while ago, there was an email going around about the worrying traits
of the number 11 - this is one response to that mail...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The number 11
If you've read the email going around about the number "11" for the past
few weeks, you will love David's response to it. I don't know who David
is, but his response is hilarious!!! Make sure you read beyond the
Original Letter...
Original Letter:
The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11 After
September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.
119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11
Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11 The first
plane to hit the towers was Flight 11
I Have More...
State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union
New York City - 11 Letters
Afghanistan - 11 Letters
The Pentagon - 11 Letters
Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted or orchestrating the attack at the
WTC in 1993)
Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11
Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11
Dave's response:
Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the name
"David Pawson!" I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks.
Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters! What
am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME! I can't
believe it!
Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide! But
no... "PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too!
Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11
letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."
I know, the Red Cross can help. No, they can't... 11 letters in "THE RED
CROSS," can't trust them.
I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in it,
too!
Can someone help?
Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL" has 11
letters...
Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven
letters!!
Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE ALONE"
has 11 letters...
Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence Day
is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11!
~Dave
P.S. "IT'S BULLSHIT" has 11 letters also.
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