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Tue, 01 Apr 03 01:20:35 +0100
Hiya Loonies... 911 is the emergency services' telephone number in the US and, like all emergency numbers, their operators sometimes take some strange calls... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Genuine 911 Call ---------------- Woman: I just had a baby and the doctor told me to do those Kegel exercises - you know to tighten up things down there [giggle] Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am, I understand. Are you in pain? Woman: No, no, no. It's not that. It's just that every time I do those exercises I have an orgasm. Dispatcher: I'm sorry, did you say "orgasm"? Woman: Yes. Am I doing them right? Dispatcher: Sounds like it to me. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'