911 Call...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Tue, 01 Apr 03 01:20:35 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

911 is the emergency services' telephone number in the US and, like all
emergency numbers, their operators sometimes take some strange calls...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com
 *******

         Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/


*********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess ***********

  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


Genuine 911 Call
----------------


Woman: I just had a baby and the doctor told me to do those Kegel
exercises - you know to tighten up things down there [giggle]

Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am, I understand. Are you in pain?

Woman: No, no, no. It's not that. It's just that every time I do those
exercises I have an orgasm.

Dispatcher: I'm sorry, did you say "orgasm"?

Woman: Yes. Am I doing them right?

Dispatcher: Sounds like it to me.

 
Please include this information if you forward this joke:
 *******************************************************
     This joke and others like it, can be found in:
                     The Loony Bin
             http://www.theloonies.co.uk/

 *******************************************************
 To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com

          Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'