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Hiya People... In today's tale, we meet an unfortunate father being compared by his daughter to Tiger Woods... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- TIGER WOODS Upon sitting down for dinner this past Sunday, my 6-year-old daughter Emma asked why the television was on in the adjacent room. I explained to her that I'd been watching the Redskins lose and Tiger Woods win while she was taking a pre-dinner walk with her grandmother. Here's the conversation that followed: Emma: "Daddy, is Tiger Woods the best golfer in the universe?" Me: "Well, he's probably the best golfer in the world, and some people think that he's the best golfer ever." Emma: "Does he get a gigantic castle for his prize then?" Me: "No, but he could probably buy one with all the money he wins." Emma: "How much does he win?" Me: "Hmmm" (while trying to put it in terms she'd understand) Emma: "Does he win enough to buy a house?" Me: "Good question - he could probably buy a new house EVERY TIME he wins!" Emma: "Daddy - why don't YOU play golf?" Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'